why is it whenever anyone sees me working I'm always staring pensively at something like this

The Beard in the Mirror's folder is called "testgame" and we were still calling it "testgame" until like a month before release it feels like

the only social network I want anymore is the Yahoo! Pool lobby

not me coding a cat kissing scene in McDonald's 🙃

Hey y'all! I know a lot of you were probably expecting us to release Cat President: Third-Rate Candidate in time for the U.S. election, but...it just ain't happening. The election's two weeks away, and we've finished four of of the six pathways. (1/4)

man I didn't like PS1-looking games in 1997 either

i was not told there would be a quiz

we really used to stick these in our controllers to make them shake though

In case you needed a metaphor for the posturing masculinity and crippling impotence of the Trump campaign:

I have found the purest form of Job

I wonder if MAGA’s new campaign slogan, “woman shouldn’t have the right to vote”, will cause any backlash?

Seriously, he’d be happier if he just got to dress up in a little outfit and do a pretend job every day.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? URRRR Whats’a Grandma’s favorite letter? FOUR!

CAT PRESIDENT CAT PRESIDENT CAT PRESIDENT (we will be streaming it! On day one??)