New neighbours moving in

I'm convinced that everybody is slightly crazy in their own little way. Some are just better at hiding it than others.

The Stepping Stones, Jesmond Dene ❤️
#jesmond #jesmond dene

*leaving work* right bladder, do we need to go?

Bladder: na, only been 20 mins, we all good.

*in tesco* you sure? Can use the loos here.

Bladder: nope, carry on

.....

*walking down high street*

Bladder: omg you're not going to believe this

Harry Potter is for voters of the Conservative Party and children who’ve been skiing

(whispering to my date when the tempest starts at the beginning of The Tempest) that’s the tempest

“Drag is inherently sexual” and then it’s just this

Every short story is like “The day after our first son’s birthday, my wife told me she was in love with the 59th Street Bridge.”

The accuracy! 😭 #GoldenGirls

This is what I look like trying to relax in a bar that’s just the wrong side of busy

When 1/2 of the cheeky girls gets a degree in Dental Surgery

best tweet ever written

Mannnn lmaooo haircuts are insane for men like who tf is that

The way he took that on his chest then thought i was gonna witness the naughtiest overhead kick there

ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but 'my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff' has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum

“But unfortunately, I’ve decided to enjoy life anyways” actually did change my outlook on life

Fun fact: if you're ~40 or older, you were born closer to WWII than to the present day!

taking off my trainers without untying laces: haha fuck yeah!! yes!!

putting them on again and having to untie the laces and retie them right after: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck

This generation knows nothing of CD booklets. They're just sitting around listening to music and have no idea there's 1,100 people Janet Jackson would like to thank.

{me as a lawyer responding to opposing counsel) okay wooooowwwwwww