ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but 'my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff' has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum

(team rocket hq)
JESSIE: what are we even doing here
JAMES: i cant talk about this again
JESSIE: james I am 40 next year
JESSIE: i wanted to be a librarian
JAMES: i wanted to be a girl
(the lights go out)
MEOWTH: did we not pay the electric bill
JESSIE: 'we?' you are an animal

PRINCE ERIC: oh Ariel I've never felt like this before, I just wish you could speak
ARIEL: ıllıllııllıllı 🔊
PRINCE ERIC: ok now forget water gun and learn headbutt

oh if only 19 year old oliver, a generic twink bottom sitting at a bus stop with no money, no plan and no friends could have known how 10 years might change things

my husband watches a lot of anime and I have always dismissed it as unserious but I checked in on the latest one and its some postmodern analysis of both the elf as a trope and a critique of long lived species in the fantasy paradigm and I feel like I've been slapped with a fish

some days I'm like 'I have my narcolepsy under control I am managing it great, I am thriving' and then some mornings I crawl out of bed like 'I do not have control of this, I'm in a death spiral, this is the most any person has ever suffered, god is dead'

GANDALF: remember everyone the king is troubled and in poor health of late so I want you on your best behavior

THEODEN: why should I welcome you, gandalf /stormcrow/

GANDALF: okay listen here you little bitch-

when trans guys invariably end up growing a better beard than I'm able to, I am always fairly annoyed, but in a envious I would like to change my sex from man to the man+ package please