Traitors is such Sunday, Monday, Tuesday TV. It has no place on a Friday night. The ultimate betrayal is the scheduling.

I’ve had an open bottle of wine in my fridge last longer than the tiktok ban

The first person to correct bad spelling, voted for himself as two faced, laughed in Leanne’s face, jumped into a bush, sper ba yuhh yuhhh yughhhh. A king. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Charlotte doesn’t just throw people under the bus. She IS the bus. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Claudia’s better than me bc this is how I’d be revealing that Frankie and Alexander were faithful #TheTraitors

The smell of a just-opened bag of Mini Eggs should be prescribed on the nhs for menty health

January has been a hell of a year

dry january is out. sopping wet february is in

As a kid, no one prepares you for just how much you’ll enjoy laying down as an adult

I loveeeeeeee seeing estate agents sat in their hideous little offices on the weekend omgggggg yes get to work you vermin, I’m off to the pub!!!!

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

clients getting ready to use “tariffs” as the reason for every YoY variances for the next two years

"You're always drinking wine" God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

Traveling for work.

wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it

pickles are great...until you're in one

fucking hate that Samsung galaxy AI advert Stop making cookies out of pasta sauce you pervert

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight