Tuesday

My mum deserves reparations for the PTSD she must suffer, whenever a song comes on that I’d made an entire routine up to and forced her to watch. A classic of the genre here

If someone rows across the busiest shipping lane in the world, just let them in. Be ready with blankets and hot drinks.

I've got a face on me when I have to jet into a different country after watching 2 films and drinking 17 (small) cans of lager.

If I was a dog that was scared of people, I would simply not do the cutest thing I could think of to invite the scary people near me. 10/10 would steal

That migraine was directed by Tarantino. I can smell colours and hear my own hair growing.

Monday

Sunday happenings 💛

Just realised the 'Illmatic' Block Party was my 20th mix for BBC Radio 6 Music!

That's here for a few weeks.
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

My 1st was on Beastie Boys 'Licensed To Ill' & May 25th we still illin' as we celebrate 'Ill Communication' at 30.

Shouts to Huey Tom Whalley

Causes of my insomnia remain an absolute mystery

I mean, yeah. Literally a time to be alive

Saturday

Nans at a wedding when Boogie Wonderland comes on

Me, every god damn second I worked in london

can’t believe after all these years sneezing is still totally free of charge

Yeah, it’s fucked lads. Applications now open for a carer, to get me a yoghurt and run vac round post-op

The Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed

Absolutely fuming someone in front of me paid for my coffee, I suppose I’ve now got to pay it forward for goodness sake