An acceptable combination of reactions.

If Rhaenyra Targaryen and Alicent Hightower ever hold hands again or do any of the other things we've vowed not to mention, we'll probably combust. #HotD

#FakeWesteros #TrustTheCat #BewareTheDog #HotD Uncover the truth. Stream #HOTD tonight at 9pm on HBO Max. Reply #stop to opt-out.

It's either Westeros, Alicent or Cersei trending. Though we are honoured by your love, you realise we're an impartial, sexy landmass, right? We still don't understand why the last Targaryen king hated the Kings Landing Mall so badly.

#FakeWesteros #TrustTheCat #BewareTheDog #HotD Duty above all. Stream #HOTD tonight at 9pm on HBO Max. Reply #stop to opt-out.

Not even a rocky wheelhouse ride ever gave Alicent a thrill.

I... I... Shut up!

Sand is a real bugger to get out of your smallclothes. #HotD

Jealous exes be like...

Harwin Strong and his sons (Via Reddit: reddit.com/r/freefolk/com…)

#HotD definitely happened after they kissed. Our interns had to hose down that sand.

More like Dragonbone, eh? #HotD

We don't have a house. Just a crudely erected old tent with holes in for the interns. But by the Seven, Daemon is cool.

Weekly reminder: That no matter who you are and whatever you're going through, we still love you and always will.

Oh my. #HotD

We'd rather not fuel anything. Fire is quite painful and there aren't enough ointments in the world to soothe such a burn. #HotD #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragon #GameOfThrones

Our interns are busy sweeping up dragon poop and what looks like roasted meat. Some are eating it. We would be concerned but...

I wonder what Otto made of Alicent's love note to Rhaenyra? And the cake. The interns spent hours working on it, they were so thrilled at how it turned out... What do you mean there was no cake? Aegon didn't touch it, didn't he? #HotD #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Well, this is awkward. We only took a short holiday. Of a few months. Might have forgotten to leave food out for the slaves... Interns. Most importantly, where's our crudely constructed tent gone? Far less importantly, where are the interns?

Why is our Twitteros Hall empty and full of intern skulls?