Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

American police when they find out there’s a place in the UK called blackpool x.com/Bzr924/status/…

What's your favourite nickname for The Nonce?

Breaking: Greek police have set bail for Harry McGuire at €5000. Man Utd have offered €3000 plus Jesse Lingard and Phil Jones. #harrymaguire

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Me opening my wage slip in 2022 when we’re paying 98% taxes

girls will never understand this

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 28 Oct 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It’s the season for retail workers to go on as if their being deployed into the middle of Syria

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 28 Oct 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 28 Oct 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).