I overheard a 21 year old Pakistani woman in the voting booth. “Usually I’d vote for a fiscally sensible party, but my husband tells me I can’t. Which box for the white blonde lady with a masculine job that I’m being forced to vote for?” A cheer went up in the polling station.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 86.3% of people eligible to vote in Gorton and Denton did not vote for Reform UK! 72.3% of those who actually voted did not vote Reform! Why are they getting so much air time on the BBC?

Please stop calling Matt Goodwin Matt Badloss. He really hates it, so whatever you do don’t share this with the hashtag #MattBadloss to get it trending.

☝️ Here’s what’s on at the DCBL this Sunday for the Clash of the Vikings! #InOurDBA

Scouse not English #LFC #WHU #COYI

All Brits trying to flee Dubai should be processed in Rwanda first

Trying to understand a Warrington accent when you're from Valencia 😅

Trump’s abuse of our PM frees Starmer to demonstrate that a US President is meddling in British politics. Look at Trump and what he stands for - a vote for Reform is a vote for the values and the character of Trump. Morons will still do it but swing voters might think again.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

URGENT REQUEST FOR HELP - please if anyone got on @ryanair FR5135, 18.20pm Liverpool to Malaga and found an 18ct gold Claddagh gents ring in the area of seat 21F PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get in touch. This plane returned to Liverpool at 22.55pm...my husband lost a very precious ring

I was told not to post bad things about Trump on socials as The Soup Dragons might be touring USA soon and we need visas. You really think I’m going to America till this insanity is over ? Share this in capitals : FUCK TRUMP.