Everyone keeps telling me to write a book about my time in the league but that seems like way more work than cashing checks from action figure royalties

Oh we are partial to a good Fall down here. This will be interesting

WATCH. THE SKIES.

If you listen closely, you can hear hundreds of Blaseball themed Twitter accounts being logged in once more. The implied dust being blown off fills their timeline.

Welcome back to those of you re-awakening and a Hades e'morning to you! Take a moment for yourself, there's still time before the pandemonium. We're glad to see you.

Black hole says wake up. We wake up. Biiiig stretch. Let's play ball!

Back to sleep, Tigers! No exceptions.

the game band is doing a great job please retweet if you think the game band is doing a great job

We played some blaseball! Wasn't it glorious! First game of a new era! #blaseball

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thank you for more numbers but also how dare you

We lost one war over the Forbidden Book. So, you know what? Just go ahead and vote to open it. We won't even try to stop you this time! Have fun. #blaseball

The forbidden book is back. I have no strong opinions one way or the other. #blaseball

Congratulations Hades Tigers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

So, you opened the Forbidden Book and unleashed unspeakable and unknowable horrors, now what? First, don't panic. Take a deep breath, get hydrated and we'll get through this. Some of us will get through this, anyway. Stay strong, Stripes! #blaseball

FYI: Blaseball has switched to an on-season / off-season format, where you have 1 week of play followed by a 1 week break. This gives the developers all the time they need to reject all your stupid feedback

Stripes, we give you permission, just this once, to look back. It's been wonderful being here with all of you. Take care of yourselves and each other.

Never look back.

((man idk if i've ever mourned the end of a game like this i still don't know how to fully process my feelings))