You know, even I'm starting to feel bad for Chorby. And I'm a slightly- heartless liberterian capitalist. #blaseball

Thinking that telling Elvis Figueroa Marijuana ☀️🥧 (closed) that I partially was networking with him for business reasons without stating that I also liked them as a person was not a smart move... I guess I still have my ferret.

I've forgotten how old I am. I'm not even sure I have an age. Help. #blaseball

Congrats to my second fave team LA Unlimited Tacos for winning the whole shaboodle. Comisserations to Philly Pies. We'll get them next time. In other news, both satay and 'herbal' cookies are selling well. And the Comissioner still won't take our calls about replacing the tarot.

Astrological science is the future. And the present. We won't stop shilling it. (I mean, our business model depends on it). #blaseball

I think I'm becoming less of a ruthless capitalist than I used to be. I used to have ambition, no pets or friends. Now I have friends, a ferret and slightly less ambition. Ok, I guess I'm still kind of a villain. But maybe one of those likable ones.

I never understood this idoling business. I just put it on Jaxon because A) he hit good and B) he cowboy

📲 Elvis Figueroa Marijuana ☀️🥧 (closed) Lenny Marijuana Figueroa 💎 Hello, AQG here. The chamber has been completed. Not sure how we're gonna make it work given that Elvis will be in Sunbeams territory now and the chamber is in Philly. Maybe I'll have to franchise it out. Will keep you both posted.

I fall involuntary asleep for several seasons/decades and we lose Lennie, Tot and Bright?!? This is grim times indeed. Much condolences to Elvis Figueroa Marijuana ☀️🥧 (closed) (Oh yeah, I'm back awake again btw.)

What do I do now? #AstrologicalScience just doesn't seem to have the same importance as it used to. Too many people lost. #blaseball

Hello? I seem to be in a very dark compressed place... What's happening? Philly Pies? Elvis Figueroa Marijuana ☀️🥧 (closed)? Anyone?!?

Where am I? This seems to be Philadelphia but everything's wrong. And also somehow in space... Philly Pies, help!

Well, thats pretty frustrating. It's gone. The 'Lucky Stars! Astrological Laboratory and Cookie Factory™' has been completely disintegrated. All my life's work! It was also my house too. I'll have to see if the Pies (Philly Pies) will let me sleep in their stadium #blaseball

I tried to to go to the bank to get a loan, but none seem to exist. Actually, there seems to be nothing in this universe anymore except for for #Blaseball. But how can Blaseball grow and improve as a splort without 'Astrological Science ™'! It's ludicrous. I want my lab back!

Oh please, black hole. Give me my Astrological Laboratory back so that I may continue pushing the boundaries of Astrological Science™! Plus, there's a dearth of cookies in this new world and I want to resolve that. (My laboratory is also a cookie factory). #blaseball

The forbidden book is back. I have no strong opinions one way or the other. #blaseball

Oh where have you gone Gerald? I miss you rummaging around in my pants. When will you return to me? #blaseball #siesta #gerald