what

Now just because I made a Blaseball account, that doesn't mean my jokes will be parseable by anyone that isn't me. I'm still gonna make jokes to decades old Youtube videos then have a Joker laugh thinking about it.

It's as if Blaseball never stopped.

No I haven't, ticker, quit making fun of me.

Mmmm man, I probably should check in on the maincord sometime.

Remember to vote today in the #blaseball election! Blaseball.com

BNN is pronounced *puts hands as if pretending to drive a car* brmmmnnnnnnn brmnnnnnnn *hits the gas* BNNNNNNNNNBNNNNNNNNNN *starts drifting* BMMNNNNNSQUEAKBMNNNNMNNMBMNMNMNMNBMMNNNMNNMBNMNNMN

RT + reply with your favorite event from the last two Seasons for a chance to win a Where Cards Fall Steam/Switch download code! winners will be chosen at the end of Game Day 52🩸⚾️

[lo-fi starts playing] Okay, can we talk about how awesome this commissioned piece of art by Kay is?

Thank you for commissioning me Joey! (Also shameless self plug: my commisions are almost always open if you too would like to pay me to make you art similar or completely different than this!)

RIV Amelia Reroll, welcome Pioneer Griffin of the Boston Flowers. #blaseball #shortcircuits

Blittle League Season One is ending this Tuesday (11/16) 8pm est. The Doom is Coming. (AMAZING promo video by @marissaleefarme)

Huh.

hey, remember blaseball?

If you listen closely, you can hear hundreds of Blaseball themed Twitter accounts being logged in once more. The implied dust being blown off fills their timeline.

Don't let Blaseball coming back make you forget that the PS3 has no games.

would you still scroll me if i were a worm

oh hey uh i thought i deleted this account? rip blaseball i guess