A fine shyt just asked to open a tab. Anyone know her and if she is single and ready to mingle? #shrink

Aye boys, You wanna go hacky some sack before we rip sack?!?! 🤙🤙🤙 #Gamehasbeenshrunk

Going places you’ve never heard, doing things you’ve never done, shaking hands you’ve never shook, eating food you’ve never tried, hitting lines you’ve never hit, drinking beer you’ve never drank, listening to tunes you’ve never heard. The life of a white boy.

On a flight full of minorities, what are we setting the line for clappers at? Will update line when we have landed.

Airplane mode is for pussies #MAGA

Update: Hit turbulence somewhere over Tijuana, 0 applauses upon arrival, sleeper over 2.5 on prayers to false gods hit. Heard 3 in what i deduced to be Swahili, Arabic, and the native tongue of Belize. I got really scared when I heard “Inshallah” come from back in economy

If I drove one of these to class would UGA parking still give me tickets? Reply post

Look at all the white. what else could a Georgia boy ask for

If you listen to these you have a cuck chair #Shink

Imagine drinking 16 Chalices of wine and going to watch some gladiators with the boys. #CBTM

People that can make it through a full day of college with out taking adderall amaze me. On second thought, maybe I just have severe undiagnosed ADHD. #SPED #Expand my attention span

Had to share the wealth. Burner Verse with the Tiktok algorithm would feed the kids

Gonna sit down with the boys and go through this page together like we are introducing a new offense in the offseason. Not sure how it will go but, Could be the move #CBTM

Imagine discovering fire and getting a 3rd degree burn in prehistoric times. #CBTM

Who will be hearing from me tonight…EVERYONE #Lostismysuperbowl #ferdfest

This and texting freshman. It’s a damn good life. #expand

Yes Topper Thorton, CFA these are red papers, yes I am better than you. No I do not enjoy my life, no it is not worth it

so how far is too far for S&B? can someone #LANK

How it felt walking into the interdisciplinary STEM building at 7pm on Tuesday May 6th for my last final. There is not another person left to be seen on campus. I fight this battle alone #thenorthdoesntremeberanythinghestudied

Had a few beers and been reflecting on my past... When I was younger I really thought quicksand and the bermuda triangle were going to be a big issue for me in life. Wish I could let young Obama Bin Laden know he is safe out there