Switched away from the Miller and the dawgs are on. If we blow this I’ll go sober. Don’t let me down boys! #FuckFlorida

Going places you’ve never heard, doing things you’ve never done, shaking hands you’ve never shook, eating food you’ve never tried, hitting lines you’ve never hit, drinking beer you’ve never drank, listening to tunes you’ve never heard. The life of a white boy.

You my friend, will be getting to know me real well.

What’re we doing here?? #Shrink

Don’t let this white boy find a corner three while on the slopes. Know I got it on me. #Corna3

No Miller Lite? Are you kidding me? #Shrink

Zin, Zyn, or Zen? #expand ? #shrink ? What’re we thinking??

Nice try Profé. Not today my friend

ESPN Tournament Challenge, I am inside you.

#NewProfilePic

I beg to differ.

Happy Monday. A nipple Sunny D never hurt anyone did it? Toss sweep to the boundary, cut back behind the tackle, running the football. #lank #sunnydick

Friggin packet yo. (It’s a 3 page quiz review but wtf)

Are business students ever beating the allegations? Probably not. Does Teach know ball? Absolutely. #LANK #frataf

They don’t call him Nitro for nothing!

I hate a slow walking minority. Heads-up! This white boy has jobs to do and places to be!

Skull cap at 10:20 am class? Don’t let this white boy get hot. #expand

Is this the best compliment ever?

These white bitches talking but they ain’t got coin on this shit! #STFU

Sounds like you need to get your money up #broke #not37percent