Pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

just told Dustin “go kill some ducks but plz don’t bring them to my house when you’re done” and that sentence explains our relationship to a t.

Something to be said for sayin what needs sayin.

if ur over 5’11 sorry ur pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum

Convinced I have the craziest dog that goes to the vet cause every time she says “everything looks good, he’s his normal rambunctious self” and that’s on the Vegas baby being a crackhead🤦🏼‍♀️

I thought before I’ve had bad days but today changes what a bad day feels like.

Can’t go askin Jesus why.

missing someone in heaven is a different type of pain

Dustin just told me he thought the song whatever it is by zac brown band said “f those deviled eggs” all I want to know is how do I return him?

peanut butter is not that good and the day y’all realize that will be the day we see progress in our society

Dustin got a job w rj corman on the Memphis line and now he wants to wear a conductor hat. How do I tell him that his coworkers will make fun of him?

“yOu lOok MeAn” well don’t look at me

My wedding dress came in today and I’m so excited for October 1st I can’t stand it.🥺❤️

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

the chokehold that grey’s anatomy has me in is repulsive. I went on a whole trip to Seattle simply because I love this show. I have been watching and rewatching the same 18 seasons long enough I literally could’ve been through med school and residency. That’s sickening, goodnight

I haven’t been to work since the 6th. Do I even remember how to get there?