So to be clear here: A concentration camp.

the first person to ever throw a tomato must have been mad as hell

don’t forget to put cookies out tonight for gay

Did anyone dress up as jojo siwa for pride or nah

sure, we talk about age gap relationships, but we aren’t talking enough about sleepiness gap relationships. some of the most beautiful women are simply sooooo sleepy

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis

I’m in a burger joint rn and the back of house is playing shakira and the front of house is playing love ballads god I love the industry

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

Just did the math to see how much people who make $400k a year make in a month and almost threw up

BREAKING: calamity ganon becomes inaugurated and takes residence of the white house

LET PERCY SAY FUCK !

Spot the difference.

How do i convince people that the best romance on television right now is in a children's tv show skdkfkhk