relatable comic about the animals we all have + love

experimenting with gender by looking like shit

im at a

Is that good

americano falando de cinematografia é tipo: imagine um hambúrguer

Im mentally ill?? And don’t always behave normally?? Whaat

"was not on my bingo card" is such a dumb phrase. you don't even pick what's on your card. B7. not there. thems the breaks.

(Texting my friend who im gonna be 40 minutes late to meet) sorry man gonna be 15 minutes late

Waiter: have you dined with us before? Me: no Waiter: oh man. You should have. We used to be way better

If Trump’s dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats

Donald Trump died last night and they're going to make an AI "im so sorry i died. I'm in heaven now" video to announce it on Tuesday

decided that the terrible feng shui of my room is the reason my life sucks and not the decisions i've made in the last 4-7 years

attention seekers be like yes my birthday is in september

My painting TWO RED CHAIRS

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt