I need a series of them solving murders

“there is simply no time for that kind of foolishness” is actually an extraordinarily good campaign slogan for harris & walz

fair enough

did i dream that book about a teen assigned an essay & he somehow like, met socrates & wrote this kickass paper that won awards but bc he met socrates he became Too Ethical & could never do anything even remotely bad & it ruined his life but he did end up on the supreme court?

i think my life would be fixed if i said "shavo" and a tiny elephant who loved me ran over to try and sit in my lap

this is an old grief but i'd actually be SO mad if i paid a bunch of money to see my favorite band's reunion concert & instead of playing they broke up publicly on stage and then had some random american teenager do a solo cover song

beautiful

I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court

making them fight over their twink ass coach was actually a crime

“In Da Clerb, We All Fam”: Nightlife Spaces in the Neoliberal City As Sites of Counter-Hegemonic Practice

oh you have an ipad kid? mine is already building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

i didn't get to appreciate my Morning Dog Snuggling this morning because i was too sleepy and kept falling back asleep and now my whole day is ruined

At the art museum whispering “gorgina” in front of all the art

as opposed to aristotelian flirting. which is fine

i wrote a book and you can pre-order it in the UK with Weatherglass Books or sign up to get notified when it comes out in the US with Saga Press! i hope you do one of those things! i promise it's good!