What even happened when I was getting Starbucks

Godammit I slept in what happened while I was gone

THE PARTY DONT START TIL I WALK IN

"If you're looking for a straight man, try someplace else." - Captain America

When youre straight and then you see james

Thanks tony

Watching Steve "runs into walls" Rogers have a complete lack of body control as usual

Steve looks at bucky like the sub rises out of his ass, turns out, he was right

When Nat ignores me

Watch #AgentCarter tonight!

I think bucky may have broken his arm, due to the amount of parts strewn about the tower and the frustrated yelling

for those of u who get pissy when i tweet about actual issues i'm captain america not captain kissass and the unfollow button is right there

I broke my bow

My bow is broken send the avengers

Wait, i am the avengers

Man i need to tweet more... Dont make bird jokes about tweeting i swear

Yes i am just a guy, but I'm an impORTANT AVENGER *stares down joss whedon*

finished my mission, got stabbed, all in a days work for the best avenger

Ooc// last retweets. IM SO SAD WH AT THE HELL