I'm not a model

I love natasha romanoff more than I love myself.

#2014In5Words who the hell is bucky?

stevie the super soldier had a very shiny shield

#2014in5words captain america: the winter soldier

Someone put makeup remover in my stocking. Original.

ridiculous things I got for christmas: • makeup remover • metal polish • magnets • dry erase markers • captain america action figures

new year, new metal arm puns

valentine's day date with natasha = romantic communists

The Avengers do NOT support 50 Shades of Grey!

why be an avenger when you could be a kingsman? now where do I sign up...

let it be known that the entire 42nd floor was almost completely engulfed in flames due to a birthday cake topped with 200+ candles

happy birthday to me

lately I've been accidentally branding my friends with the grooves in my arm when it gets too hot... sorry

ready to physically fight the next person that tells me to shave

/ I can't believe I've had this account for a year

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