A deflated state

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The two-thousand-tweet response to my "A Coronavirus walks into a bar..." request was entertaining. I tasked Brian Malow (whose actual handle is @ScienceComedian) to collate the best – and the worst – in a Twitter-thread. Here they are. Thanks, Brian. x.com/sciencecomedia…

“Too early to call” is not a call. Quit playing games with my heart #Election2020

In a world this fascinating, if your most interesting material is gossiping about other people’s personal business, you’re boring as fuck ☺️

Never cheated, not because everyone I’ve dated has been good to me, but because no matter how other people treat me, I choose to be good to myself. The values we uphold are for us. The people around us will either benefit from them or suffer the consequences of their absence

Pizza: :::sits there::: Ranch: Hey you sexy, saucy oven-baked-to-perfection piece of dough, come take a dip in my Hidden Valley

Give this job to women and it’ll be done yesterday

Let’s stop killing each other for a second so everyone can get vaccinated, then back to business as usual. Stop killing each other forever? Couldn’t be us. What an embarrassing species

Take25 min and watch: Reckoning with Laughter: Noam Shuster Returns to Israel. Come for the comedy, stay for the wrenching truths, the deep honesty & humanity, and the inspiration (which left me in tears). Thanks & love to Noam Shuster Eliassi youtu.be/SNO2QkAh-5s

The most beautiful burial I’ve ever witnessed. After over a 100 yrs the children who died at Carlisle Indian Boarding School are laid to rest by the youth of this generation. Wrapped in buffalo robes and back to the comfort of Grandmother Earth in their ancestral Lakota lands.

*minimum* We’re not gonna compromise ourselves, especially not to appease some old white dudes who could only ever win Olympic gold if misogyny was a sport

Moment of silence for all the guys who haven’t been able to send fire emojis for hours

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been working through a global pandemic which people refer to in the past tense now even though it is still definitely happening

I’ve never connected with a meme on a spiritual level before.

this Twitter fiasco has the same writers as the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference