sorry, boss #USWNT

very annoying day for the Swedish keeper to have the game of her life #uswnt

50 state sweep.

can we get Taylor on the Metro Forward

we judge iPads babies as if my parents didn’t park me in front of chitty chitty bang bang for three hours every single afternoon

turns out that Having Rights is still inexplicably popular

when men have a close relationship w their male professors it’s like “he’s so chill, we talk about marx and radiohead” but when i try to talk to my female professors? it’s black swan. this 48 year old woman doesnt like me and my adoration for her is a a descent into madness

opinion for today is that flirting has little to do with liking someone and more to do with impressing yourself with your cute little word play and timing and wit and charm etc

Same! This Tulip Would Rather Die Than Open Up: ow.ly/TfEn50RNXU5

happy first weekend of pride

happy pride month 🏳️‍⚧️

sorry for not telling you how miserable i’ve been feeling i couldn’t find the words to convey my thoughts in both a poetic and humorous way

My next birthday’s theme will be The SNC (Sara National Convention) where all my friends get on stage & articulate why they love me and why I would make a terrible president

[Me at age thirteen listening to Trent Reznor scream about the violent self-destruction and bottomless despair of heroin addiction] god this is just like going to middle school

“talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend” ummm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect beautiful angels & i am god’s least favorite slug

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

VERMONT MEN'S SOCCER WINS ITS FIRST-EVER NCAA TITLE WITH A DRAMATIC SUDDEN DEATH EXTRA TIME GOAL 😱 WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE CATAMOUNTS 👏 #SCTop10

Rachel Sennott’s review of ‘NOSFERATU’ on Letterboxd: “So many relatable things about this movie 1.) being drawn to an ugly evil guy and even though everyone’s against it u just can’t help it…“