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Janet Planet of the Apes, you all can have that for free

Night three of going tasmanian devil on leftover wedding cake. If only all of life could be like this

Piercing my face thirty-six times with excitement for this

Up there with the funniest moments in the entire series. So much of the show is Don's deep pain from feeling like he can't be seen or understood by the women in his life, but when it happens this time he's just like 'oh for the love of christ'

Profoundly moved by the number of people who have sent this to me in the past four minutes

Am I out of my mind or was HJB not in the TIFF cut

No tidier jewel of comedy than the commercial I keep hearing where Taylor Swift says “The Tortured Poets Department. Phantom clear vinyl. Only at Target.”

“Bobby Baccalaureate,” says Maddie as we walk down the street past some banners touting a high school’s IB program (I’ve never known love such as this)

BENEDETTA would reduce this person to a smoldering crater

Skill issue — as with any recipe, you season to taste, and you can usually find any additional pointers you need in the comments

As of next Thursday, this is the new me

For InsideHook's package on the male friendship crisis, I wrote on CHUCK AND BUCK, an incisive black comedy about man's knee-jerk panic over the 'homo' part of homosociality. Fellas, is it gay to have feelings for another guy? (Is it bi?!) Good movie: insidehook.com/film/why-chuck…