I almost just fell off of the back of my treadmill 👌

I haven't been seriously drunk since January so tonight should be interesting

My southern charm isn't good enough for anyone

My entire house smells like wine 😷

If I said today's my birthday will people talk to me

HELP: are canola oil and vegetable oil the same thing?

.╱ tells me I'm a great friend and I must be the better one considering she never answers

The rain outside right now is crazy

Anyone from down south?

@allegicnt nice same here

Jennifer Aniston is a goddess

It sucks when good things have to come to an end

Hair products smell so fucking toxic

Am I the only one who can't show any emotion to someone when they're crying?

This headache right now is insane

People need to stop saying "blessed" after every other word

I just realized I talk out of the side of my mouth. Life ruined

If someone gives me a massage I'll be eternally grateful

@candiceswcnn or someone who volunteers

ON FUCKING CLOUD 9 RIGHT NOW