Back in the day, if you didn’t down a pint of milk after the FA cup final then what were you even doing

Remembering the genius Douglas Adams today. So many wonderful quotes but I’ve always loved this one:

‘A mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.’

#towelday

Gullis at home wondering if all this means he’s going to be King.

This is like the middle-class version of The Fall with Sunak in the Mark E Smith role.

Only day 2 with the main question being will the Tories manage to find enough candidates to stand?

All the architects of Brexit and the downfall of the country humbled and disappearing like lemmings.

Word of the day is ‘absquatulate’ (19th century): to leave in a hurry.

Can’t believe the way they’re all dropping out without even a fight. Left the country in a mess and off they pop. Pathetic.

What a legacy. Gove’s contribution to the country will go down in the anals of history.

me winning the fake argument in the shower

I love the way this poster implies that there was a dark side to Hitler we didn't know about.

Not a fan of unnecessary tautology.

Seems very fitting that Colin Murray was born in County Down.

OK United fans. Who do you want/not want In charge? Names in the frame: Tuchel, Pochettino, Kieran McKenna, Southgate, Graham Potter and Thomas Frank

Erik Ten Hag to be sacked regardless of FA cup final outcome.

Less ‘handing the baton on’ more ‘forcibly ripped.’

Enjoying the optics of the Prime Minister being sent to the place The Titanic was built.

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Leaked extracts from Rishi Sunak's election diary.