when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

me when I finally get behind the dj booth after dming every dj in the world

wtf is Astronomer

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Getting blocked by association is so funny like wait me and my friend come in a twin pack

u ever be having a good day then apple make a slideshow of you and your ex

She was sitting there minding her own business. She had no interaction with him whatsoever. Did not even look up. What compelled him to murder her?

Why is the disgusting, senseless, unprovoked murder of 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska by a man named Decarlos Brown Jr. on a train in Charlotte NC not getting more media attention?!

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

Steve never giving a fuck>>>>>

Oh my god there’s another one

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments

something about trunk or treat rubs me the wrong way

when I tell you I couldn’t sleep for like a week

one of my favorite things about my medical assistant is that she tells patients “we’re fully committed” when the schedule is booked as if we’re a restaurant when we’re just a primary care office

I can’t believe we live in a world where a 15-minute halftime performance causes more outrage than the Epstein files.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Future Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza has gone viral for tearing up the dance floor at a wedding this week. Mendoza is the most likable guy ever. 😭😭😭

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