[BREAKING NEWS] Half of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Ireland has resigned to form its own party, the Irish Communist Party. This comes as polls are set to close later today. Could this affect the results for the Communist Party of Ireland?

[BREAKING NEWS] TAB, a former Loyalist Paramilitary force, has been reformed into 'The Apple Bastards Unionist Defenders.' They vow to "defend the British people in Northern Ireland" and eliminate anyone who "stands in the way of the loyalist beliefs."

[BREAKING NEWS] Homosexuals in Ireland???? How do you feel??? RTÉ say many are part of the gay agenda.

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[BREAKING NEWS] Reports are now coming in that Destroyer7001 got a wand extension surgery. Has it all been a lie?

[BREAKING NEWS] Wand extensions expert Destroyer7001 claims he will sue AIN over our recent report. We have the proof to back up our claims. His wand is average at best.

[OPINION] Does the SiPOC have too much power? The power given to the small, unelected Commission could have a major impact on members of the Oirecthas. Instead of empowering bureaucracy, should we not allow freedom, patriotism and gifts in our Oirecthas? #stopSiPOC #ilovecash

[BREAKING NEWS] SD Leader of the Seanad, SelwynRBLX, who has not attended any session yet, has also not spoken in any Ireland discord since June 2025, over 8 months ago. How can the people of Ireland have confidence in the Seanad when the SDs will not appoint active Leaders?

A Fine Gael Disaster? FG has led the way forward for the VoC on the current Government; however, all it has achieved is citizens rallying around Ognian and his Cabinet. How could FG make such a mistake? With just under 45 minutes till the Dáil, should FG withdraw the motion?

The Party Line Stays Strong. FG continues to 'support' their leader, as a statement released today said. This unprompted statement raises questions about whether the party is overcompensating for their support for the leader. Could the FG party be facing a disaster?

Today, Án Uachtarán hosted members of the public at Áras an Uachtaráin to mark Seachtain na Gaeilge. He continued his support of Seachtain na Gaeilge by saying, "We enjoy a rich, multicultural and multilingual community."

[BREAKING NEWS] Local LGBT Activist found dead in Firechicken’s bathroom. Gardai have announced Chief Justice LewisDaugherty as the primary suspect, as he was seen on security cameras leaving the premises shortly before the body was discovered.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Halal Fire Chicken Movement announces, "Allegations of an LGBT Activist dying have angered us. We are taking up arms to liberate the Firechicken under Sharia Law, until the infidel known as LewisDaugherty pays for his crimes against the common man."

☘️We here at Anglo Irish News wish everyone a very happy St. Patrick's Day.☘️ ☘️Is mian linn anseo ag Nuacht Angla-Éireannach Lá Fhéile Pádraig an-sásta le gach duine.☘️

Munster Imperial Strategic Rocket Command commenced a series of nuclear weapons tests this evening, with reports indicating an estimated yield of approximately 3 kilotons of TNT. Present were the Chief of the Munster DF, His Majesty the King, and the Governor of the Province.

🚨🚨🚨 The United Kingdom is to deploy RAF Aircraft to fight the increasing number of British Refugees welcomed in Ireland. Irish Government Ministers are yet to condemn the tyrannical actions.

🚨🚨🚨 The Communist Party of Ireland are finally winning bigly. After years of getting 0 votes in Irish elections through a corrupt Electoral Commission, they have gone the revolutionary route. Glory to the masses!

A new loyalist paramilitary group, Red Handed Freedom Fighters, has been formed. They directly reference an alleged Fine Garl policy to retake the North of Ireland. Could loose lips by the FG lead to violence once again in Ireland? docs.google.com/document/d/1HF…

🚨🚨🚨 Farmers and truckers have taken to blocking Glasglough's main street in protest at the rising fuel costs. The government is yet to respond to their demands or meet with the protest leaders.