I AM THE SEANAD!

Just woke up to find that Cillian Clarke is no longer President of our great nation. He's been replaced with some lad called Oskar. I don't trust Oskar, if that even is his real name, to deal with the GOONER PROTESTANTS who could attack at any moment! Sad! #BringBackCillian

I just heard there are homosexuals in Ireland. What???? Where????

[BREAKING NEWS]

FAKE NEWS FROM THE FAKE NEWS UNIONIST MEDIA! I have never had a wand extension! I will be suing Anglo-Irish News for 5 billion robux and I will win! Stay tuned, folks! x.com/NewsAnglo/stat…

Less than two years ago the people of our great country voted strongly against abolishing the Seanad. Government should be very careful here.... x.com/rbx_taoiseach/…

I am very sad to hear about the death of Tom. He was the best one-legged prostitute I knew. RIP. x.com/tomwhittaker_r…

I just foundout after I took Rufus to the vet that he is actually a cat. Why didn't people tell me?????

Rufus and I decided to go on a weekend away. This private Island is truly relaxing. We are making some great connections and look forawrd to the party tonight.

Kamala P. Bisessar starts with a K. You know what else starts with K? Ku Klux Klan! That's actually 3 Ks when you think about it! Checkmate, atheists!

Senator Nicholas Crawshaw OPP

The dissolution of SiPOC is now my main mission in life. I will fight for true freedom and the individual rights of all. We must keep the state out of our personal finances.

Totally agree! SiPOC is already a complete and utter disaster of the highest order and a lot of people have said so to me! SiPOC will completely ruin our great country in the worst way possible! x.com/CrawshawRBLX/s…

To the people of Ireland I ask you to march on SiPOC HQ. We must send a strong message to the bureaucratic LOSERS. REPEAL REPEAL REPEAL The Dáil must support the people and vote to repeal. We march forward together, MARCH ON SiPOC!!!!

Where's my chicken??

I am the most CORRUPT judge in the history of the Supreme Court! People give me bribes and ask me to rule in their favour. I take the bribe... and then I rule against them! Meanwhile the Dáil is too busy being WOKE so they won't impeach me! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

The lotto is RIGGED! I never win it! (I've never bought a ticket)