It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.

Guilty.

Peer review in grad school hurts my soul because how are you in grad school writing like this???

Erin and Nellie will be here in less than 2 weeks :))))))

🤣🤣🤣

My type of anxiety is I’m in the corner seat at a table and I can’t get out unless other people move.. I’ve had to pee for an hour now

Got lunch with my dad today and the second we finished he asked what I wanted for dinner

So NJ won best state to live in & #1 on top 10 states with most attractive people... and y’all have the nerve to call us the armpit of the US 😭

Voice messages are useless just talk to text it so I can read it

😂

🎈 Wishing The Duchess of Sussex a very Happy Birthday today!

Not Spirit Airlines canceling my flight and only giving me a $50 flight voucher when my ticket cost twice as much

OMG LITERALLY THE BEST TIP EVER!!!! 😍😍🥺🥺

did it hurt? when you graduated with a BA in english?

Grad school was fun and cute at first but I’m over it

How heavy can a weighted blanket be because I need one and I want it to be HEAVY

As always I made friends in the girls bathroom

I really am ready and in bed before 8pm 😴

Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed and will become the first black woman justice on the Supreme Court of the United States

Fashion icon Iris Apfel celebrates her 102nd birthday in newly shared photos. 🎂