Setting up all this shit to read 2 pages before getting bored and looking at your phone for 6 hours

Burnt my tongue on soup today

They are doing this for clout and it is sad

before twitter shuts down is tomorrow an A day or B day

Trying not to watch my own story

White people see 6 IPA’s available on draft at the bar and start doing the worm

Wish Elon had bought Teams

why would you pack your baby a seafood boil for lunch

We ain’t never use that word in the trenches what’s that?

Going back to your EX is like reheating McDonalds fries

thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast x.com/willscheid/sta…

I’m still at the thanksgiving table arguing with my grandpa

Why does everyone at The White Lotus eat at the hotel every night? YOU'RE IN ITALY!!!!!

telling my 26 year old friend they look good for their age

This is why I drive a Toyota.

when I answer 3 emails

what the fuck does this mean