Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

The way she's doing exactly this in her house now but y'all don't think it's hot anymore

🗣️RUN IN HERE AND COME GET YALL JUICE

Caitlyn Jenner in 2015:

this with Benadryl and a gun>>>>>>>

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

Then is crazy he tore lmfaoooooooo

accidentally wearing a nike sock on one foot and an adidas sock on the other at the gym

Called a restaurant and an AI chatbot answered the call. And then they added background crowd noise to make it sound like it was a person at the restaurant answering the phone…

PV more like PU

Willem Defoe…

CRANNY 777

Not having hobbies

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

everything. popcorn.

Derek Zoolander and Hansel

when i’m eating alphabet soup and swallow the letters IJBOL

me after hitting my pen

There’s probably like a day or two during a mass famine when everyone’s body is tea