Don't miss this scorcher of a line-up 🔥🔥🔥 MC TV - SAJEELA KERSHI - XX, Headline Dan Antopolski + Inder Manocha, Georgie Morell, Nathan Ramsden-Lock & matty hutson 🤣 Book tickets for the last #ComedyCottage of the season ➡️ orlo.uk/HFbWo 🎟️

All new Kilt patterns need to be double checked.

Serious flooding tonight on the A27 between Fishbourne and Havant. 20 cars are stuck in flood water. West Sussex Fire and Rescue urging people to stay away from the roads tonight with more rain forecast and lots of surface water out there. ITV News Meridian Video credit: Luke Potter

The final league standings for #ukpunoff (for those who like those kind of stats!) Thanks to everyone who has taken part in the shows (whether writing in the jokes or appearing on screen. It's been a blast. Stay in touch and keep punning! #UKPunOff

Microsoft 365 Status MSFT please decouple the Message Center from the Admin Center already. Always the same trouble when issues arise. If you don’t have twitter you can not get any updates on official pages!🤷‍♂️

Happy Bargain Hunt day everyone!

My very good pal @SteveLeggUK and his family are going through a health diagnosis with joy, dignity and faith God. I read this and cried and had to share like many others who know them have also shared. Please read and pray for the Legg family Sorted magazine

Miss Jo Far be it from me to be a fan of the Tories, but Thatcher nailed it with this comment

With the Brighton fringe not long away, here are a few of my picks: UK Pun Championships Winner 2022 Richard Pulsford, at Faversham Fringe 18th October is back with his One-liners and light-hearted jokes again. I recommend this show highly.

With the Brighton fringe not long away, here are a few of my picks: #2 award-winning punslinger Darren Walsh Puns (as seen on comic relief) is back with a new show. Winner of Dave's Joke of the Fringe, Winner of Leicester Comedy Festival best joke. Grab a ticket before they go!

Last #BrightonFringe show today. Tickets are limited brightonfringe.org/events/darren-…

I enjoyed this programme from Martin Lewis , roll on a followup on how to win at card games!

French senator perfectly describes the Trump situation.