🎭 it’s me, hi 👋 whatever, it’s fine

you know the restaurant is good when your friend gets back from the bathroom like “you NEED to go in there”

Absolutely riveting thread

the only thing that comforts me/rips me out of my self-centered spiraling about getting older is remembering that it’s a goddamn privilege

My mom just told me she read an article about Tom Hanks in the Atlantic and she goes, “I think you have a lot in common” 🤣😂

👸🏾L E A👸🏾 K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) I’ll stick to the rivers & lakes that I’m used to.

I gasped at this in the theater. Literally BREATHTAKING. Artists win win win

me to my crush

Today, we celebrate the Red, White, and Blue!

I mean

It should be illegal for chick fil a commercials to play on a Sunday

👏 let hot men be funny 👏

Thinking about the time a guy got jealous because I had a houseplant named Phil. What was going on there? It was short for philodendron.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jennette McCurdy’s impression of her grandmother on her audiobook sounds like Bill Burr

We’re all so lucky to be alive at the same time as Mike Flanagan

what disease is it when you think everyone hates you but you also think everyone is flirting with you

It’s never the right time to say this, but radishes are the most underrated of all the root vegetables.

Kind of obsessed with Martin Sheen making political statements through his fictional chief of staff