What the plate of nachos sees when I’m trying to decide which one I’m going to pick to eat.

when im jumping to concIusions so i ask my friend for advice but they're just as crazy

Folding table: *exists* Frat guy off two mikes hard lemonades:

THE most wholesome thing I’ve EVER seen. you’re welcome.

you are 20 years old bro eat the fucking pizza crust

Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked

Freedom doesn’t ring, it slaps

dudes be like “raid area 51” bro raid ur fridge that queso in the back expired 8 months ago

It’s September now so this is the mood until Halloween

"You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words," climate activist Greta Thunberg tells the UN. "We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you." cnn.it/2mAXVQb

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

Know the difference.

The fact that 26million people posted a black screen on insta but the petition hasn’t even reached 12 mill yet doesn’t sit right w me

If we’re seeing “a few bad apples” every 28 hours, at what point do we look at the apple tree and question the health of its roots?

So which is it? It’s too dangerous to have an election? Or it’s safe enough for small children to be in schools?

From July 27, 2020.