Ex border patrol horse turned Triple Crown winner, thank me later for the movie idea Disney

Generational wealth at UK is being able to fly out of the Lexington airport instead of Cincinnati or Louisville

Saying "that's just how the cookie crumbles" instead of taking any responsibility for the consequences of your actions>>

Texting ex: "Facebook and instagram are down, and I have been too since we ended things"

Cookout in the middle of the day tastes so good when you don't have someone in your ear telling you its supposed to be drunk food

Another win for short kings everywhere

Tried telling a girl "I am Mr. Fog" at the bars and now I'm wanted in 47 states

There's needs to be an option on Apple Music that just hides all clean versions of songs on the app. Ruins my whole workout when I put something on and hear a pause in it

Introducing the MyUK account: where your password expires every 18 days and the new one's gotta have 8 characters, a number, a special character, and a love letter to Eli Capiluto himself

Chick-fil-a on Nicholasville rd being closed for "renovations" doesn't sit right with me. They know people would order chicken minis from a literal crack house if they had to

Hey there, it's ya boy (Benny Snell's Version)

That last 50 minute class you have on Friday before the weekend

One terrible experience with an airport later and now I see why my parents got us up at the ass crack of dawn for a 10 pm flight

Back in colonial times the town drunk was a middle aged war vet who had a traumatic past or something like that Now it's just that business major you see at the bars every single weeknight

White House be like 4 free tests for this household

Lexington is one of the fastest growing cities in America (10 new potholes a day)

Every ECON101 class ever: people always make rational decisions with their money The freshman in that class who spent his last 10 dollars on a Mr. Fog: *takes notes furiously*

POV: you're a professor in a 300+ student lecture hall and BeReal goes off

Breaking my tweeting hiatus to announce I’m graduating with my PharmD in May and starting my dream job in clinical trial management. What a time to be alive

Proud to say I was one of the authors of this recent publication in Physiological Reviews!