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Malik

@charcoal_life

UK College of Pharmacy

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calendar_today28-05-2014 17:52:34

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Saying "that's just how the cookie crumbles" instead of taking any responsibility for the consequences of your actions>>

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Cookout in the middle of the day tastes so good when you don't have someone in your ear telling you its supposed to be drunk food

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There's needs to be an option on Apple Music that just hides all clean versions of songs on the app. Ruins my whole workout when I put something on and hear a pause in it

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Introducing the MyUK account: where your password expires every 18 days and the new one's gotta have 8 characters, a number, a special character, and a love letter to Eli Capiluto himself

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Chick-fil-a on Nicholasville rd being closed for "renovations" doesn't sit right with me. They know people would order chicken minis from a literal crack house if they had to

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One terrible experience with an airport later and now I see why my parents got us up at the ass crack of dawn for a 10 pm flight

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Back in colonial times the town drunk was a middle aged war vet who had a traumatic past or something like that Now it's just that business major you see at the bars every single weeknight

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Every ECON101 class ever: people always make rational decisions with their money The freshman in that class who spent his last 10 dollars on a Mr. Fog: *takes notes furiously*

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Breaking my tweeting hiatus to announce I’m graduating with my PharmD in May and starting my dream job in clinical trial management. What a time to be alive