you cannot end the suffering but that thai tea boba will try its best

I need to romantically slow dance with someone this year or kiII myseIf

soup

if no one got me I know another temu super bowl ad got me

if no one got me I know “Team Snapchat sent you a message” got me

"unidentified flying object" TO YOU. i know what it is

[to my wife waking from a coma] yooo you got fired like 10 years ago

I guarantee when October rolls around everyone will be discussing the topic of Halloween. Just watch

Tax return: $2,600 Me at the $2,600 store: ill take one

hey I noticed you didn’t post a screenshot of our text convo on your close friends story after I said something really funny is everything okay are you mad at me

my coworkers won’t trade lunch w me even though I offered a generous proposal. what’s the point anymore I give up

“I’m boutta lock in” you need to CLOCK IN

Imagine something funny. Now imagine if it wasn’t. Not so funny now is it?

pulling out the bottom 3 first

“see 1-down” I will see you in hell

mmm it feels like “I need to work 6 remote jobs at the same time” outside

“nah bro fr i LIVE in aws-us-east-1”

all the muslims keep talkin bout some dua… bro put on houdini before I get mad

pregaming be like ok who’s kitchen should we stand in tonight

im scared to apply for jobs because what if they call me