Thank you Fitbit for reminding me I walked up and down the stairs 10 TIMES this morning while trying to get my daughter out the door for school. Who needs to exercise? #timeforschool #dontremindme #momproblems

twice-baked biscuit recipe: make biscuits, turn off the oven, forget biscuits for 2 days, preheat oven to make pizza, discover said biscuits...you're welcome

Any dumpster skimmers out there? What's the coolest/most expensive thing you've found? Last year I found 80 lovepop Christmas cards (priced at $6 each) #dumpsterskim #dumpsterdive #trashcanbetreasure #saveourearth #donatethatshit

Being a mom means all the perks of being sick go right out the window. Now it's just your normal routine, except you feel sick AF and have to disinfect twice as much. #MommingIsHard #nomoresickdays

Him: "maybe you should put on something a little sexier" Me: goes upstairs and switches from a blue hoodie to my black one #happynow #socold #comfy

I just got back from my rescuing my daughter's hair from the worst toy ever, Bunchems (41 of them to be exact.) Definitely not the sleepover my daughter was expecting, or the quiet night home I so desperately needed... #downwithbunchems #longhairproblems #worsttoyever

My daughter just asked me what a VHS was, I think I just aged like 50 years.

So excited about #DisneyPlus! Who else is watching?

How did I screw up cornbread from a box?! #notmyday

Taking my daughter to see the Broadway version of Frozen on Friday, there is something so magical about live theatre!

My 6 year old wanted to watch "real monsters caught on film" on Youtube JUST so she can tell me how fake they are. Step up your game hoaxers...she's not buying what you're sellin'

All I wanted was for my kids to think I was cool....

I drank with my mom for the first time in my life last night...I learned things I can never unlearn, I also probably told too many of my teenage secrets #worsthangoverever #wishIblackedout

This...

Last chance to catch the Red Rocks livestream performance. You guys already raised over $150k for the VT Flood Response & Recovery Fund via The Busyhead Project and the Vermont Community Foundation. Hit the link to watch or donate noahkahanredrocks.com

My 2 year old put on a cape and climbed the bunk bed...no good can come of this

My dear I fear you mistake my kindness for weakness and my silence for indifference. On the verge of breaking I become more fortified then ever before.

So true....

Noah Kahan is my number 1 artist of 2023. Who topped your list? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2RQXRUs… Noah Kahan

Top .5% of Noah Kahn’s fans on Spotify. Pretty sure my phone just spilled the tea on my adhd, depression, and anxiety in one swoop Noah Kahan #adhd #myanxietyisshowing #ilistentootherstufftoo #okimlying