The center of your universe, babe.

Your undying love?

*Flashes teeth gleefully*

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ɷ Just to be clear, this is not a ‘lewd’ account. Which is not to say that, given the right circumstances, you will not be left a single melded breath away from joining the Goddess herself, where the Ardat-Yakshi take you but lack the control to spare you.

You’re fooling nobody, sweet tits. Even I don’t remember how many Eclipse Sisters there were that last time I showed you how it’s done.

*Cackle* It really pisses you off you that I’m the younger one, doesn’t it. And sexier. Aren’t you glad I like them a bit older?

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You heard the man, don’t distract him. He’s got a lot of dying to do.

Oh, I like that. Thinking about some strong arms crushing you, Ali?

Fuck me, I need to get some tips from her. That went straight through.

Oh, I like this one. You’re getting better at picking them in your old age. The occasional accidental youthful jackpot aside.

You love it, you cranky walrus.

Ok, listen — Aethyta Shepard.

My kid. You hurt her, even a single fringe, and I will shove Sovereign so far up whatever orifice things aren’t meant to go in in your species that there’s room for a Thresher Maw after. Unless she asks for it, ’course, no judging. Remember the safe word!

Not ready to see Nezzy. Not even a little bit.

This week, I ’ave been mostly wearing thighs around my ’ead.

Basically every vice is legal now so I more or less just drive around looking awesome all day and night. Hey, baby.

The new precinct logo arrived. Along with 15 palm trees.

If this Lawsonscaping has anything to do with that fur y’all have… …sign me up, babe.