Just got new patrol shuttles.

Basically every vice is legal now so I more or less just drive around looking awesome all day and night. Hey, baby.

*Grows a magnificent stubble* #OpenRP

I wonder if my giant ridable flamingo is done being genetically engineered yet? *Screeches a turn toward the shadier sectors of Kithoi*

The new precinct logo arrived. Along with 15 palm trees.

For the hundredth time, fishing in the Citadel lake is NOT a Vice matter. …No, I don’t care WHAT they do with the fish. Nope.

@C_SecAlex Know lots about vice involving fish, do you? …Wait, don’t I know you?

Now this is a case I can get behind… *lights up the sirens and goes after Gael*

*Arrests bystanders*

It’s Vid Award Night and that damn hanar’s festivity day tomorrow… I’m going to be sorting Blasto party “tentacle accidents” till midweek.

I should probably have waited until after my shift…

That’s because you were not with *lowers sunglasses* the right department. *Speeds off screeching* x.com/palavenborn/st…