If I get one more asshole thinking they can pay me with a bag of birdseed as a joke, my knife is going to start seeing a lot more necks.

... wonder if it would be too much to ask to move Omega closer to a moon or something. The view would be so much more interesting.

It must be nice for you humans to be able to wear long flowing clothing without having to worry about leg spurs shredding the whole thing.

*mandibles twitch* Nnngh. The air on Omega got cold all of a sudden.

((What is it about "Lewd accounts will be blocked" that people don't understand? Stop following me!))

((Morinth is the literal embodiment of "fuck around and find out."))

((When I say no lewd, I also mean don't RT lewd account promos. Especially ones from futa accounts.))

*sneezes*

*sneezes*

"How do human females sleep without strangling themselves with their own hair?"

One day, I swear I'm going to catch that human smuggler who keeps bringing pumpkins to Omega.

... wait, did she just call me a monster?

Had to send two of my men to the clinic for Red Sand addiction. Don't know how they're going to afford rehab. What I wouldn't do for a stiff drink.

{{Hi, I'm bad at replying in a timely manner because work likes to screw me up the bumhole 0w0*}}

"I tell you, it never gets easier around here. Some people can't take no for an answer when I say I don't want to dress in costume."

{{Uh... apparently 15% of people who played ME:LE didn't recruit Garrus?? What is wrong with people??}} thegamer.com/garrus-recruit…

Yes, it's cold, no they don't make winter hats that fit on turian heads. None that don't get shredded to bits, anyway.

It's the 22nd Century. Haven't kids evolved to not need their shoelaces tied anymore?! *Nyreen grumbled to herself, staring down at her three digits*

I see Aria's running one of her Valentine's specials again this year. ... could never stand those pink sugary drinks...

It's extraordinary what some people will do to get their hands on a microwave...