#NeverGoOntoTheIcejavascript:;

Amazed by Miele & Cie. KG - one of their drivers is reported to them as being on the phone and then jumping a red light, and they tell me that they can do nothing about it. Took quite a bit of work to get through to their dispatch team who thought that this may be an issue!

So there’s this one tattoo design that’s pretty popular. A wolf face on one side and a skull on the other side. I love this tattoo design because the message behind it is just so unintentionally GREAT....🧵

The Post Office's compensation scheme is designed to minimise payouts. One postmaster received £15.75. That isn't a typo. I count nine ways the Post Office's HSS compensation scheme is rigged:

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Off to #UKGovCamp. Pondering suggesting a session on sensors, maybe called "Small Sensors" or "All Sensors Great and Small".

Appalling to see vandalism of traffic lights at Lennard Road/Kent House Road, just 200m from the gates of a local secondary school in #Beckenham (photos via FixMyStreet). Young people in Bromley deserve better than this!

At the Theatre. All cultured like. Have already warned the children they are not to shout "Hello Buttons". #TrikTok #Panto #Bloomsbury #Wimbledon Pete Firman

A devastating view of the Burn Bullock this morning

Oh wow - this website reveals the names of everyone who's ever confessed on Fesshole🧻 shorturl.at/6jZyA

This is serious. GMP are admitting most of the allegations weren’t in their remit and the only one that was- an allegation of a false declaration- was already beyond the statute of limitations. In other words: they were consciously intervening in politics on behalf of the Tories.

Does KrakenCove also rock to the sound of GWAR? youtu.be/TE_ju8eWTS8?si…

Just for GENERAL LUCIFER Hope that the shrimp round Kracken Cove aren't this vicious... reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe…

Not to panic GENERAL LUCIFER or Spooky_Hunt, but I've just learnt that the Y chromosome is endangered. sciencealert.com/the-y-chromoso…

Wondering which of Spooky_Hunt and GENERAL LUCIFER this song is about... youtu.be/9iTuDvk45Qk

Dear TfL this was a shitty thing to do to a service better than the one you provide. traintimes.org.uk/map/tube/#201