Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

heated rivalry is a psychological torture machine designed to make you think its okay to fuck the text man for texts for nine years. and perpetuates the lie that canadians are real people.

making an edit for the first time in probably like ten years lmao

If there's two things DJs are good at it's transitioning

George Women Bush

Good evening. “Seattle Mariners baseball” was a 50 year psychological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Connor Storrie photographed by Christina Adriana for Louscious Homme Magazine.

discovered a beautiful mariners fan named Conrad in a 1995 episode of the Sally Jessy Raphael Show on “Transsexuals” 😭

i have a question

making this meme is probably the best thing i’ve given the world

Canada’s power couple #Hollanov #HeatedRivalry

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

Ты: пытаешься сбежать из мира мертвых. Могучий Цербер:

not there for another month but i feel like age 25 is gonna be all about doing really stupid shit to get it all out of my system and brother i’m getting a big head start

Come on man that can’t be the name of the cab company you get for this lol

i will not puke in the uber. puking in the uber is the mind killer. puking in the uber is the little death which brings total obliteration.