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devin the human muppet

@mossmeadows

devin | local dangerous transsexual puppet maker | slowly metamorphasizing into a living blanket | he/him

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Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

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heated rivalry is a psychological torture machine designed to make you think its okay to fuck the text man for texts for nine years. and perpetuates the lie that canadians are real people.

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Good evening. “Seattle Mariners baseball” was a 50 year psychological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

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discovered a beautiful mariners fan named Conrad in a 1995 episode of the Sally Jessy Raphael Show on “Transsexuals” 😭

discovered a beautiful mariners fan named Conrad in a 1995 episode of the Sally Jessy Raphael Show on “Transsexuals” 😭
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not there for another month but i feel like age 25 is gonna be all about doing really stupid shit to get it all out of my system and brother i’m getting a big head start