🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 (@morticiakate) 's Twitter Profile
🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦

@morticiakate

Mum. Daughter. Sister. Girlfriend of @Millsy801. Delightful weirdo. Brilliant bird lady. Gif Queen. Dark but hilarious. Mistress Misery. NO DMS

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Me: I’ll have the caesar salad and he’ll have the steak rare My date (a T. rex): ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRR Me: Oh, and could you cut up his steak for him? Because.... you know T. rex: *attempts to wipe tear from eye* ᴿᵒᵃʳ

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My dog seems to be purposely unlearning things she already knew just to spite me…. I mean I do forgive her a bit because she is on her period but still…

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Two of children are technically “adults” now… Which basically means I still have to buy and cook their food, buy and wash their clothes, book their taxis and doctors appointments, but I don’t get the single person council tax discount anymore.

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sorry can't I'm very busy (lying on my bed for the next hour wrapped in a towel and scrolling on my phone until I inevitably drop it on my face)