“I’m not sure who told you that me, a spider, is more frightened of you than you are of me. Was it your mum? It’s usually people’s mums.” Neil Tollfree morningmoot.com/humansareactua…

The ‘writing out the definition of random words’ on walls & websites has gotta be one the worst trends out there

Nothing worse than being 20 minutes into your movie on americanair before they stop it mid-rising action to make you watch an awful 8 minute advertisement. Either give me the ad before the movie starts or not at all.

Nice write up in Courier about @orkabevco’s landing page. Collecting emails is a total sludge, especially before you launch. Offering something weird or unique, in this case a picture of two grown men’s belly buttons, can sometimes help conversion. orkabeveragecompany.com/password

If only there was a way to have both…at the same time…

Thank you Marketing Brew ☕️ for the write up! Yes, we will indeed send you pictures of our belly buttons in exchange for your email🫡✌🏻And no they are not flattering belly buttons!

You boys are going to make me famous! Thanks for the shoutout Marketing Brew ☕️!

While we in no way whatsoever associate with Orca (the whale) we celebrate the species and have published a COMPREHENSIVE history of all whale bases successes over the last millennium. Webpage triggered by entering your email orkabeveragecompany.com/password

Lmao

Whale Based Success 👍🏻

Pool party at my friend Ari’s apartment this Friday. Swing by if you can make it.

Elon Musk Let the echo chambers truly begin

Times are a changin. My model predicts open advertisement for magic mushrooms in Venice CA means they should be federally legal in ~5-7 years

Revive The Brotherhood To be succinct: our thoughts are that energy drinks taste too sweet and sometimes you don’t feel like a coffee. Energy Water is the true *natural* choice and until now it hasn’t really been available.

An Idea + 15 months of work = this, yesterday How’d we do?

@lyletheguru Hi, that’s us👋

Michael Moriarty @orkabevco If that's a single strand of hair from each founder, you have too many founders.

Usher is very sweaty

Hello Times Square 👋

Can you match the energy drink to the color? (there’s a reason we show you what’s inside)