NEWS! Village without idiot offers Lee Anderson a job buff.ly/3MxwEXq

THE MEXICO TRILOGY is out now on 4K UHD & Blu-ray from Arrow Video. Arrow Video To celebrate I have one set to #giveaway To enter this #competition just follow Mark and Me Podcast and retweet Available to buy here arrowfilms.com/4k/the-mexico-… Good luck all. #prize #win

How to deal with the ELEPHANT in the ROOM #elephantintheroom youtu.be/fRUKExdccz4

After consulting with my lawyers, I’m sorry for what I did. youtu.be/pv91h7FDgko

I'm ELON MUSK'S killer cyborg sent from the future to kill…Kayla Harris? Kimberly Harris? youtu.be/aUKa7AEjUfo

MAN bitten by MAN develops strange MAN-LIKE powers youtu.be/qtiWpGf2o3A

To celebrate the release of the incredible Second Sight The Hitcher I have 1 limited edition 4K set to #giveaway To enter this #competition simply follow Mark and Me Podcast and retweet. It’s that simple. Good luck all Available here secondsightfilms.co.uk/collections/la…

'Be rude to the French and kill the poor' - Potential Tory leader's conference pitch youtu.be/aCb7N7LK8eY #Toryleadership #toryconference

Keir Starmer has received several mystery payments of up to £14k #KeirStarmer #TwoTierKeir #LabourLiars #labour youtu.be/BDuhx4RPPus

NEWS! Tories elect Giles from Gogglebox as their new leader buff.ly/4et5xsO

BATMAN reads SONNET 19 by William Shakespeare youtu.be/McLHENhbLXE

New study finds that CUTTING OFF LEG could help lose weight youtu.be/UW5kIea6t1s

Thanks to the amazing Second Sight I have one copy of their 4K release of LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL to #giveaway. To enter this #competition all you have to do is follow Mark and Me Podcast and retweet. Available to order here secondsightfilms.co.uk/collections/la…

HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY. I am giving away one free signed copy of my brand new ghost story Hear Him Calling PLUS a signed copy of my debut ghost story The Toll House. For a chance to win, please like and re-post by midnight 30th October. Also running on Instagram. UK only sorry.

WATER COMPANY spokesperson apologises for DUMPING SEWAGE through letterboxes youtu.be/rX2xmOPmWMM

NEWS! Business owners hit hardest by Budget because they don't use schools, roads, hospitals or police buff.ly/4ftaHp5

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NEWS! US to replace national anthem with the Benny Hill theme buff.ly/4f5JEjL

I’m Lord Wessex, and INHERITANCE TAX could force me to give up one of Daddy’s Bentleys #FarmerProtest #InheritanceTax youtu.be/_krX_kFY_g4