nothing scarier than a man that need his ego fed by a bunch of random btches

rubbing up on him like a cat cuz i loveee hiiimm

first of all, ew

me when someone convinces me to wear something that isn't black

When I say I gotta skedaddle

they fucked up and gave me aux. i’m playing one time by justin bieber

Rent.

post yap clarity is crazy bcs why did i even say all that ..

To be loved is to be considered

Not smiling until Friday, nothing is funny this week

can I get a pspspsps

you can’t scare me i’m a firstborn daughter

U just need 1 friend to text ur entire stream of consciousness to

When your cat sits on you and you can't get up

happy birthday weed

i used to be down bad
but now a btch #ok

being bilingual is such a flex but i lowkey can't talk right in either language

Lost my driver’s license last night

me after i parallel park