me on Valentine’s Day enjoying my sisters gifts from her boyfriend

when u go to the store with ur mom & she sees someone she knows & starts talking to them

“food gives you energy”

me after eating:

whatever Drake talking about in this story he lying 😂

me after drinking a milkshake knowing im lack toes and toddler ants

bro how come u ain’t never get sick??

me as a kid:

when u touch ur pockets & u don’t feel ur phone:

when u wasted ur drip on a wack event

ur supervisor looking for u in the bathroom

when i get accused off something i know i did 😆

when a baby offers u a Cheeto 😂

“i have to go home i have so much stuff to do”

me when i get home:

love to see it 🥳

chickens after the price of eggs went up

when they active but not texting back 😢

“we still going?”

me:

when u thought ur crush texted u but its just ur girl