I think about this a lot

[ after finding out you have a Lemon tree in your backyard ] i’ve Always considered us Good friends,

diet coke may cause cancer? you mean the mysteriously sweet yet calorie-free, tar-black beverage with flavors not based in nature isn't...organic

so-called “free thinkers” when Taylor swift drops an album

“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw

This Taylor swift shit so cool

me walking out of barbie knowing i’ve just seen the most accurate portrayal of womanhood to date

saying hags when my friends go to therapy (have a great session)

“Sir a second Temu ad has aired”

accidentally started the mini crossword when i wasn’t in the right headspace :/

You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of

On Covfefe Day no less

Biden needs to stop doing the list thing. Every time he says "number one" I get anxious and hold my breath like bro you are not remembering number 2 and have NO SHOT at 3

Just walked around Brooklyn Heights for an hour

skin 𖣐 destroyer everywhere i go i see her

Surprising my gf with a sensible contribution to her Roth for our anniversary

30 is very young, incredibly young. You might as well be a caterpillar just escaping metamorphosis, about to spread your wings. But, on the other hand, 22 is very, very old — indescribably old. You’re washed. It’s over for you. Your ships have long sailed.

I mentioned my kids are home schooled to the dental hygienist and she said "So, uh... do you not want the fluoride?"

imagine using ai to write instead of just keeping this tab open the whole time