plans for the day

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Pretty stupid that tinder wants you to list your hobbies but they don’t have an option for getting drunk and listening to asmr

Not interested in a career I just want to be the guy that puts different accessories on the dinosaurs outside the children’s museum

Never have I so badly wished I wasn’t locked out of my finsta even though I haven’t touched it since early college (as you should). What do you do when you’re 25 and need to yell to the void

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this is the week I’m having btw

At the fake weed store smoking a delta 8 blunt I bought with klarna and having such a bad panic attack I have to call the rideshare ambulance

Fuck a Sunday reset I’m drunk and going to the laundromat

i’ve had this saved for months

Hope you guys had fun not voting

all I can say is, you and me are one bad unforeseen circumstance away from being in their shoes. I see myself in every human struggling to exist under the crushing weight of capitalism. (8/8

I want to break a man’s heart so badly he writes a shitty song that’s very obviously about me and then I wish to never speak to any man ever again

Jobs for stupid girls that have made all the wrong decisions for five years