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Selecting “I don’t wish to answer” on the veteran status section of the job application to cultivate an air of mystery

I’m in kind of a weird mood myself

Publix brand Alka Seltzer tastes like the smell of tempera paint

Yeaaa

It is so fucking annoying living in a world where all culture is downstream of 4chan. We are in Hell for real.

I’m just now recovering from a cold and being sick always gives me insane cravings. Today for breakfast I had three soft boiled eggs, two cups of miso soup, an English muffin with butter and Marmite, rice, a pint of Guinness and finished it off with a slice of pumpkin pie.

2026 Im getting fatter and shaving my head

My friends are saying I look like bachata superstar Raulin Rodriguez

2026 Im going to kill myself

*clears throat and looks up from newspaper* Yes, blud?

2025x5

Die! Die! Die!

Brilliant answer from second guy.

My name is USA 37 Million

My breakfast day 3 of being snowed in: Three tablespoons of peanut butter, two quesadillas with guacamole, a pint of yuengling, and a good serving of Kirkland brand Irish cream

Rob Proctor maybe the most underrated drummer in extreme music

Bought this 15 dollar Polish Fahrenheit clone and I have to say it is very accurate with the disappointing exception of the gasoline note being toned down