ive had covid patients COUGH IN MY FACE but it was going to the post office that got me

im on day 4 of covid and have decided im rating the experience with a 2/10 pros: can finally say ive had it time off work excuse to rest cons: no longer able to imply that im superior need to catch up on missed placement hours i am very sick

watching tiktoks on the bus without earphones should be a punishable crime

went to the shop with my friend and the lady serving him made me do a tattoo tour

havent even had brown hair for a month and im already sick of it i want my pink hair back

My tiktok fyp rn is filled with 'tips on preparing for your first tattoo' besties you're 2 years and like 26 tattoos too late for that

coming to the end of my second year as a student nurse and the first aid kit i have in my house is just a shoebox full of random drugs and a thermometer

why do i only get a bereal notification while doing the most boring things

Unfortunately had to go to the hospital this morning. Nothing is wrong I just work here

i really need to start actually checking the forecast instead of just guessing what the weather will be when im heading out

why is it always the people that use speakers in public who have the worst music taste

it's heartbreaking after a nightshift when I have to walk past Lidl because I can smell the bakery but i can't do anything about it because it's not open yet

I don't really get asked for ID often, but since turning 21 I've been asked every time- must be aging backwards

my new PVG certificate arrived today and it scares me that it's got registered nurse on it

I love having a shared calendar with my friends to see we have the exact opposite shifts and will never see each other again

my toxic trait is that I won't open messages until I'm ready to reply because I don't want to forget about it but then I forget anyway and 9 months later it's still sitting unopened in my mailbox

Hogmanay this year will be strange because I won't be in Uist, but watching Cèilidh na Bliadhn' Ùire on BBC Alba is still a non negotiable

If I had a pound for every time a colleague told me they could be my mother upon learning my age, I could retire at 22

I've had more than one person tell me my English is really good because of this

Got a better tan from a day in Millport than a week in Malta☀️